I so need one of these coffee shops by my house. Every once in a while when I am forced to go to the local speed dealer (Starbucks) because of a client I feel like an idiot when the high school drop out or liberal arts major working the counter corrects me when I order a large coffee.

?Do you mean a Grande man??

?NO!! I mean a large black coffee dumb ass!! Plus I am not “man” or “dude!”

I am a sir! It makes me want to jump over the countertop and kick the little Justin Bieber wannabe’s but! What happened to men being men and being able to order a coffee. Large is large.. Don?t pretend you have culture because you say Grande or tall.